Archive for Funny Perculiar

Now I’ve Heard It All

Internet dating is just something I will never do… (Never say never right?) But my greatest fear is how do you know that the person you are talking to is really who they say they are?

Or remotely look like their supposed profile picture?

But one little man in Taiwan took his deception a step further, as told by the Metro.co.uk.

I did look like my picture - in 1959

Women tricked into sex by ‘medical condition’ man

A middle-aged Taiwanese man tricked up to 20 women into sleeping with him by claiming he had a rare medical condition.

Hsu Shian-ming allegedly posted photos of a handsome young man on dating sites and received a string of romantic inquiries.

He would then tell the women on the phone he had a father who had a medical condition which meant he had to have constant sex to stay alive.

The women would then meet up with the ‘father’ at various hotels in the capital Taipei.

One of his victims became suspicious after constant attempts to see the son were unsuccessful.

Really, that was when they became suspicious?

Science Fair Fails

The US schools hold science fairs which allow students to show off their scientific experiments and projects for the year.

Most are incredibly boring, I remember when we had to see what a bean would grow best in – cotton wool, steel wool or dirt.

Wow and the results really were a shocker (hint it was dirt).
But these beauts are far from boring.

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Gay sex bad - bestiality ok

 

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Just a guess as to what those plants are in his bedroom

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Wasn't aware there was a debate

 

Even better one - electricity vs girl

Even better one - electricity vs girl

 

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I'm sure the research was exhaustive

Micro Bacon

I’ve always wanted a pig for a pet.  From Charlotte’s Web to Babe, pigs are just too cute for words.

But I’ve never indulged my fantasy of owning “Eggs” (cute name I know), as I’m scared of how big they grow and a 300 pound porker in my backyard was always a bit daunting.

But thanks to the ingenuity of pig breeders it seems I can finally realise my dream, that is if I don’t mind paying a hefty price.

Meet the Micro Pig!

Tea and bacon butties - an English staple

Tea and bacon butties - an English staple

Okay so now I want two – Eggs and Bacon.

I think we'll need a few more for Christmas dinner

I think we'll need a few more for Christmas dinner

Below is the article from the DailyMail.

Tiny porkers with a big price tag: £700 ‘micro-pigs’ are the latest celebrity pet craze

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 8:59 AM on 07th October 2009

With their wrinkled little snouts, tiny trotters and oversized ears, they are irresistibly cute.

But while these micro pigs may be minuscule, their price tag is anything but.

In exchange for up to £700, owners take home a pet which weighs just 9oz at birth and is the size of a tea cup.

Literal Pillow Fight

The Pillows are fighting back – amazing what happens when the downtrodden rise up.

Blood stains worse than feathers

Blood stains worse than feathers

People Of Walmart

This is why I love America, it is filled with such classy individuals.

Especially at Walmart.  This is where the full glory of America and her people can be seen.

Cause I always have the odd dead relative in my boot

Cause I always have the odd dead relative in my boot

And some clever people have created a site dedicated just to those wonderful freaks of nature that you spot when shopping – peopleofwalmart.

I think we could create our own South African version, “Check What I saw at Checkers”.

Yes you are seeing a 65+ man with delicious breast implants

Yes you are seeing a 65+ man with delicious breast implants

Another Celebrity Death

Tweet, the Toys R Us giraffe, died recently… Why God why?

Tweet had heard his last "Hows the weather up there?" joke

Tweet had heard his last "Hows the weather up there?" joke

The celebrity animal appeared in movies like Evan Almighty and television commercials for Toys R Us.

Below is an article from pawnation detailing his tragic passing and subsequent calls from PETA for an investigation!

Shew!

‘Tweet’ the Giraffe’s Sudden Death Prompts PETA to Instigate Federal Investigation

It's a bit of a tall order

It's a bit of a tall order

The shocking death of an 18 year-old giraffe named Tweet — who appeared in movies like Evan Almighty and television commercials for Toys R Us — has stunned his owners and prompted the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) to call for a federal investigation.

Tweet had just finished filming his scenes in Zookeeper — a romantic comedy starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson that is slated for an October 8, 2010 release — when the giraffe suddenly collapsed in his enclosure, reports the Boston Herald. According to the Gainesville Sun, one of Tweet’s owners, Patty Rivers, was in the enclosure with Tweet “when she noticed him list to the side and then topple.”

Veterinarians were hastily summoned, but Tweet was dead. The giraffe seemed healthy when examined the day before. “[The vets] said he was in excellent shape and everything looked good,” Rivers told the Gainesville Sun. “We think he had a brain aneurysm or a stroke or something because it happened so quick.”

Tweet was pronounced dead on September 11 at the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston, quoted American Humane, an organization that dispatches certified animal safety representatives to film and television sets across the country to monitor animal safety during filming. (Read an in-depth interview that Paw Nation previously conducted with an American Humane certified animal safety representative.)

PETA, which has long objected to the use of animals on Zookeeper, filed a complaint with the United States Department of Agriculture, alleging possible violations of the Animal Welfare Act, reports the Boston Herald. According to a statement on PETA’s website, a whistleblower contacted PETA, saying that “Tweet’s premature death may have resulted from his eating pieces of the blue tarp that covered his enclosure” and that “Tweet’s owner and trainers were notified that the giraffe had been eating the tarp but that they did nothing about it.”

Tweet lived in Florida as part of a menagerie of exotic animals owned by Animals in Motion, which claims to provide “the only working giraffes on the East Coast.”

Rivers, who is a co-owner of Animal Motion, told the Gainesville Sun that “we thought [Tweet would] be with us another 15 years.” PETA alleges that, in the wild, giraffes can live into their mid-twenties.

Despite the animal abuse allegations by PETA, American Humane’s Jone Bauman “said a necropsy performed at the zoo within 30 minutes of Tweet’s death did not find any pieces of tarp in the giraffe’s mouth or stomach,” reports the Boston Herald. Experts are still trying to determine the exact cause of Tweet’s untimely death.

Working giraffes?  Makes them sound pimpin…

Although I think 18 is a pretty good run for a giraffe.

RIP Tweet.

Used Goods

Overly religious people freak me out…

But these gals are just too much for words.

The resale value was suprisingly low

The resale value was suprisingly low

One part of me would love to just hear this album, but then I come to my senses.

Useless Inventions

Can't I just have a biscuit?

Can't I just have a biscuit?

Now I know what to get my nephew for Christmas

Now I know what to get my nephew for Christmas

Yogurt flavoured Pepsi, only in Japan

Yogurt flavoured Pepsi, only in Japan

Now you have no excuse

Now you have no excuse

So much easier to blow up your toast

So much easier to blow up your toast

Creepy Guy

Jessica Simpson leaving a restaurant with the world’s creepiest photog behind her. Shame can’t the girl get a break?

Who needs Pedo Bear when you have Creepy Photog?

Jess shouldn't have worn those jeans again

Jess shouldn't have worn those jeans again

Miss Landmine Doesn’t Have a Leg To Stand On

Bad news.

Cambodia’s Miss Landmine Pageant has been canceled.

The contest has been deemed too offensive by the Cambodian government, so organizers are moving the pageant online.

Winner gets a prosthetic limb.

For real.

Su needed an evening leg

Su needed an evening leg

Love the logo by the way.  Some hectic thought went into that design.

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