Okay so here is one kid who is never going to fit in.
I mean never.
His parents might as well accept that he is going to live with them forever and should start his blow-up doll fund now.
On the the other hand their house must be really clean…
I just shudder to think what happens when he hits puberty and discovers what else hoovers can be used for.
I’d also suggest regularly checking those vacuum bags for body parts.